Running the Marathon

Date: May 14th 2011, 7:00am
Distance: 26.2 miles
Weather: Perfect

This is it peeps... the post-marathon report. Now, don't get me wrong, while you may have caught some of the photos on Facebook, you won't understand the full experience until you know the juicy details. So here they are:


Here's a pre-race photo of the Brauns than ran: Steven, Michael, Jeffrey and I. We can thank Mom for the matching shirts, although Steven missed the memo we sent out about wearing matching shorts. This was the route we ran:


The race started out in North Idaho, just West of Post Falls. The course went westward along the Spokane River all the way to downtown Spokane. The River has a public paved trail that goes along side it called the Centennial Trail. The whole route has a net elevation drop of 239 feet.


See that doesn't look so bad!

The race started at 7am, ridiculously late, compared to most of the marathons I've seen. I was way worried because I woke up at 5:30 and it was light outside. I was certain that I had slept in (the time zone change always gets me), but I hadn't. It just happens to get light at 5:04 am in Spokane. Who knew?

The weather forecast said a there was a 50% chance of rain but it seemed relatively clear. Steven's friend Cody, who was also running in the race, came over so we packed 6 men into the car (plus my Mom, the poor woman) and cruised out to Post Falls. Standing on the starting line it wasn't that cold, although there was a strong breeze aimed directly in our faces. Fortunately, 200 m off the starting line, we get to turn around and run West the rest of the way, putting that strong wind at our backs. Gotta love that.

Mile 0

5-4-3-2-1, GO! (no gun went off this time... the guy just said "go!")

We started running. There were a lot of runners, 390 to be exact, but they didn't really get in the way (in Ogden, we had to shuffle for the first mile until there was adequate room to run at our normal pace). We did the hair-pin, ran by Michael's place of work (Center Partners, doing customer support for T-Mobile), and eventually got on the Centennial Trail.

Mile 3

(By the way, these mile counts are very approximate)

I'm feeling pretty stiff in my lower legs. Should have stretched beforehand. Also it seemed like everybody was running at a faster pace than I was used to. Steven's watch said we were doing a consistant 8:30 mile. That was probably a little faster than what we needed at the time.

Mile 6

Michael gets the award for the "most entertaining Braun" during the race.
  • Point 1: When the trail cames right up next to the highway, Michael did the truck-driver-honk-your-horn motion with his arm in an attempt to get drivers to honk. His persistence paid off because he finally got somebody to honk after about 4 minutes of motioning. 
  • Point 2: The trail was not closed off for the race, so we often passed people walking or biking in the opposite direction. Without fail, whenever we passed a runner who was going the other direction Michael would shout out "Hey, you're going the wrong way!" 
  • Point 3: See mile 23.
Mile 9

Michael and I had to stop at the Barker freeway exit to visit the Honey Bucket. The other guys slowed down a bit for us, but it still took us maybe 8 minutes to get completely caught up. Unfortunately, this is about when out mile times started slowing down. Where we were once doing 8:30 miles, now we are doing 9:00-9:30s.


Mile 13

Here we cross the halfway point. Our fan club was there so it was nice to get some cheering as we passed by. Here's a photo of us passing by (with Cody leading the way, and Michael in the back thumbing his nose at the fam):


As you can see, the weather was beautiful... sunny with a breeze at our backs (although maybe a tad too warm). Our halfway split time was something like 1 hour and 58 mins. We had to have a good second half in order to get below the 4 hours some of us were aiming for.

Mile 17

Here we left the river and start running in the neighborhoods in the Millwood area. They had cops stopping traffic for the runners so that was nice. By this point Michael was struggling a bit so we started walking through all the aid stations.

Here's the deal with the aid stations. They usually put up an aid station every 1 or 2 miles where they handed out cups of water and HEED. HEED stands for "High Energy Electrolyte Drink," and it was supposed to be something like Gatorade. Unfortunately, it tasted kind of like river water, which was fine for the first 8 miles or so but by this point everybody was just going for the water. Plus with the water, you could dump what you didn't drink on your head. Occasionally, you'll pass an aid station that was handing out some high energy GEL packets, or gummy bears. They Gel was pretty good, cause they had some nice flavors (like apple-cinnamon, or Montana Huckleberry). The Gummy Bears were nice too.

Mile 23

By this point, everybody was hurting but Michael was hurting the most. Steven and Cody must have got a second wind because they got up ahead of the rest of us, where as previously we had all been running as a group. We found ourselves taking occasional breaks to walk for 200 meters here and there. There was a spot where the Spokane River had flooded part of the trail (the water level was really high) and Michael dunked his head in the river. I didn't go that far, but I started taking two cups of water at every aid station: one to drink and one to dump on my head.

Mile 26

Just as we were getting close to finishing, it started to rain, thus proving the curse that whenever Michael goes running with me, it rains. (see Day 16 and Day 34 for examples). In the Day 34 post I even predicted rain for the Marathon because of this trend. I was right.

Anyways, for this last little bit we were in familiar territory, running by the pavilion, the big red wagon, the carousel, and finally the falls. Our group seemed to have an extra burst of energy, giving us good form as we crossed the finish line. Of course, Steven and Cody finished about 6 minutes ahead of the rest of us.





First of all, props to Steven, who got 3rd place in his age group (with Cody right behind him). I think he could have got 2nd had the rest of us not held him back for most of the race. Hey there's always next year.


Here are our final times:
  • #47 Steven Braun - 4:16:34.0 (placed 116th)
  • #336 Cody Spillane - 4:16:34.1 (placed 117th)
  • #46 Michael Braun - 4:22:20.8 (placed 133rd)
  • #44 Bryan Braun - 4:22:21.0 (placed 134th)
  • #45 Jeff Braun - 4:22:21.0 (also placed 134th)
You may find it funny that we finished exactly in reverse order of age (Steven first, and Jeff last). Apparently us older guys have passed our prime. You can see the full list of rankings here.

If you want to see more photos, you can visit this site and type in our bib numbers to find photos that other people took of us along the trail.

It sure was nice just sitting around and eating food when it was all done (Thank to the Dunns for the doughnuts). Overall, I felt a lot better this time than I did at Ogden (although that's probably because I ran 30 minutes faster at Ogden).

I've gotta give a shout-out to Holly and James Mulloy, who ran the half, as well as some of the Johnson girls. And thanks to Elaine and Tim Dunn for volunteering at the finish line. Way to go folks!

In short, we came, we saw, we conquered, and we fell asleep on the living room floor afterwards. Oh yeah.

That's all folks!

Now, I want to properly wrap up the whole training experience. This blog has a record of every training run I've done for the last 5 months. That's a lot of running, but lets put it in perspective. From day 1 of training to the end of the marathon, I have logged the following stats:

  • Total miles ran: 353.6
  • Total calories burned: 39,780
  • Total calories consumed at the buffet at dinner 7 hours after the marathon: 39,780 (approximately)
  • # of times I ran in the rain: 4 (3 of those times were the 3 times I ran with Michael)
  • # of times I ran while it was snowing: 3
  • # of times I failed to do my scheduled run: 4
  • # of bananas spotted on the road while I ran by: 3

Here are a few maps, showing the paths of all my runs:


And lets look in a little more detail:


Now focusing on the spot right outside my house:


Incredible, huh?

So that's it guys. All and all, I had a blast, but honestly I'm going to take a break and not go running for a while. So while this is the end of this blog, you can bet I'll be running again. Someday.

If you didn't get to read about the race, then make sure to check out the Marathon Post.
In the mean time, you can still see what I am up to at bryanbraun.com. Go check it out! I post something there every weekend... usually about cool things I'm learning at school or insights I've had during the week. So please take a look, and remember to click the "join this site" button in the sidebar. Ciao friends!

Day 51: Winding down

Date: May 12th 2011, 8:20am
Distance: 2 miles
Weather: I forgot what the weather was like.

THE LAST DAY OF THE COUNTDOWN!

This is exciting stuff... but honestly, it felt like just any other run. Today's trip was a quick little buzz down to T's diner and back. No big deal.

Ever since I started running down this way in January, I kept my eye on this house near T's diner that always had it's Christmas lights up. I kept watching to see when they would take them down. January went by, then February. Then March. Then April. In fact, to this day, they still remain hanging on the house. When will they come down? I guess the world will never know.

So that was the final run. It's always nice going on a run and being back in 20 minutes.

Of course, I'm going to be posting a full update after the big race, so stay tuned for that. In the mean time, if anybody needs me, I'll be chilling in Spokane.

Day 50: Running Behind

Date: May 10th 2011, 8:20am
Distance: 3. miles
Weather: Early

I had to get home, shower, walk to campus and be in my seat at 9:30 am. Needless to say, I was running pretty fast.


As I came back up the road behind the stadium, I saw a man with his dog on a leash, allowing it to perform a naughty deed on somebody's lawn.

Shame. Shame on you.

Because I was in such a hurry, I was really flying down the hill from the temple. I soon realized that running this fast was a little too much impact for me. My feet were really pounding the pavement. I didn't want to risk anything with the marathon coming up, so I slowed down a little. I was so short on time once I got home, that I ran most of the way to class in order to make it.

It was close.

Day 49: Skaters and Sprinklers

Date: May 8th 2011, 11:00pm
Distance: 7.8 miles
Weather: Dark and Warm

Holly spent the day in Salt Lake while I had Daddy duty, so I didn't get to leave for my run until she got back (at about 11pm). When I left it was strangely warm outside... almost muggy.

I made my way up University Parkway to Orem, again. I'm starting to get very familiar with this sidewalk. I've probably run this way 20 times. But I was caught off guard when passing under the overpass and running up the hill, I saw a low dark figure moving at me very quickly. There were no streetlights so I could barely see it, but I thought it was a dog heading toward me a full speed. I did a double-take and it whizzed past me, going faster then any dog I've ever seen. Only then did I realize that it was a guy, laying down on his longboard, doing the "luge," down the hill at top speed, in the middle of the night, in the dark. Had I been running on the other side of the sidewalk, I would have been street pizza. As I continued to run, I passed 4 more longboarders  who were coming down the hill, although these guys were standing up. I was pretty lucky none of them hit me. It's amazing how fast you can get going on a long board.

When I got to the top of the hill, I saw that sprinklers were going off and were watering the sidewalk. I wasn't feeling too warm (wearing just a t-shirt) so the sprinkler guy's miscalculation became my curse. By the way, these were those big sprinklers that rotate around and could get you soaked if you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. I was that guy.

Funny enough, I saw more sprinklers as I got on 800 S Orem and more as I started moving back towards Provo. At one point, as I ran by the intramural field, I got sprayed by one set of sprinklers and they turned off just as I got past them. Then, the next set (located right in front of me) turned on just in time to spray me as I went by. Why do all these sprinklers spray all over the sidewalk and not just the grass anyways? I'm pretty sure that the 180 degree sprinkler heads cost the same as the 360. C'mon people.

It's all good... I just need to rant about something. And the fact that the "something" is sprinklers shows that this run really wasn't that bad at all.

Day 48: Kiwanas

Date: May 5th 2011, 8:00am
Distance: 3.1 miles
Weather: Getting better every day!

I've gotta tell you, I'm loving having shorter runs now that my schedule is winding down as I get closer to the marathon. Now I can just buzz out there and be back in less than 30 mins. Nice.

Today I ran by Kiwanis Park, a Provo landmark. As I went by, I saw the ghosts of ultimate frisbee games past. Good, good, times.

The streetlights were a bit nicer to me today (unlike yesterday). I kept a good pace and before I knew it, I was running up the 63 step stairs by the bell tower. Most 5k's don't have these kind of obstacles along the way (but then again, the 8 mile run in Vegas surprised us too).

As I neared home, running through the parking lot of the Marriott Center, I was surprised to see about 6 or 7 people wandering aimlessly around the parking lot, carrying buckets. It looked like grounds crew people but they were going in random directions, moseying, and generally not doing anything. I wish I could say I was surprised.

Day 47: Early Morning Time Crunch

Date: May 3rd 2011, 7:30am
Distance: 4.7 miles
Weather: Nice and Cool

This morning I was getting ready for school when I looked at the clock and saw that I had an hour before I needed to leave. "If I run really fast," I thought, "then I will be able to get home in time to shower and not be late for school."  However, knowing that the traffic lights don't always work to my favor, it brought an element of gambling to the table. Either way, I knew I had to run fast.


Things went OK all the way down University Parkway, but once I turned back East (near Olive Garden) the traffic lights turned on me. I hit 3 or 4 bad red lights in a row... the kind where you missed your chance to walk across by like 5-10 seconds. I tried to compensate by speeding up between lights but I knew I was lagging behind schedule. Once I got free of the lights, I turned on the afterburners. Unfortunately by that time, I hit the big hills.

I will say that it is kind of fun running through residential areas on a weekday morning. It's like watching Provo wake up. I saw kids walking to school with their brothers and sisters, men walking dogs by the park, and of course the three ladies chatting on a street corner (one of them cheered as I ran by... "run faster!"). I even caught a young girl saying "bye Dad" as she walked out the door to leave for school.

I nearly ran myself into exhaustion  on my way home and I was surprised to find that I still had 25 minutes to spare before I had to leave. Not too shabby.

Day 46: Snow, man!

Date: April 30th 2011, 9:30am
Distance: 11.9 miles
Weather: 2 inches of Snow

The night dumped about 2 inches of snow on everything. I'd complain about "Utah weather," but it's starting to become so cliche that now I just choose to ignore it. It was cold outside but once I got moving everything warmed up except for my hands. They never really warmed up.


As I made my way up University Ave I saw that the "Cup Art" bridge had some nonsensical word on it. I couldn't remember it because it made no sense. I passed the time by listening to some podcasts. Consequently, I now know that the most expensive toilet in the world is made out of 24 caret solid gold and resides in Hong Kong. Now THAT'S a throne. I'm never sure when knowing something like that will come in handy but you never know! I have no regrets.

Otherwise the run was nice. I got to run right by the highway and get some second hand exhaust, so that's always fun. I also (miraculously) kept my shoes and socks mostly dry. I felt good. This is a good sign.

Day 45: Muse Music Cafe

Date: April 28th 2011, 4:30pm
Distance: 4.5 miles
Weather: Beautiful

I was in a tight spot. I had to get from my work (at the MTC) to Muse Music Cafe quick. I had an important meeting to attend. As I was planning how I would get down there (no car, no bike, and the home teachers weren't home), I realized that I could just run down and call it my Thursday workout (it was Thursday, after all).



My route was 'sposed to be short and sweet but it was like an obstacle course dodging the ladies all over the sidewalks for Women's Conference. Throw in the fact that the South Stairs were STILL roped off and the grid system in South Provo makes it really hard to get from point A to point B in a short amount of time. Final result: arriving late, sweaty, and smelly. Not the best impression I've ever made.

At least I got to take a break, cool down for an hour, and enjoy the meeting before running home again.

Day 44: -no comment-

Date: April 26th 2011
Distance: 0 miles
Weather:

My bad.

Day 43: The Long One

Date: April 24th 2011
Distance: 20.4 miles 
Weather: Crummy


This is the longest training run I will do until the actual marathon. I wanted to see how far I could get, so I spent time mapping out my route. I determined that if Holly drove me down and dropped me off in Payson, Utah, then I'd get the full 20 miles and have a nice change of scenery. It also gives me some cool bragging rights:


"Yeah, this morning I ran from Payson, through Salem, through Spanish Fork, through Springville, and then through most of Provo until I got home."


I like the sound of that.


When I got dropped off, the weather was cool and overcast, with a drop of rain falling every once and a while. I got dumped off at the Payson Baseball complex with nothing but my I-Pod. My playlist included a couple of podcasts: "Nine Lessons Learned about Creativity at Google", "How Muppets Work", "Groundbreaking Healthcare Initiatives", and "Why is the U.S. so dependent on cars?" Pretty good stuff.


That's not to say that the scenery wasn't also entertaining. Most of the running was along these rural two-lane highways, meaning, I got to see a great assortment of roadkill. Cats, dogs, rats, birds, moles, raccoons... you name it, I saw it.


Then there were these "Jim Bridger" billboards. There were probably 4 identical billboards along my route, all talking about Jim Bridger, who "discovered the great Salt Lake" (no relation to Jim and Bridger Sorensen, although there seems to be a slight resemblence, lest my eyes deceive me). Let me see if I can find an image...


There we go. As you can see, there's just this factoid stuck on the billboard along with a funny looking URL. Every time I saw one I was thinking "What are they trying to sell here? What on earth would justify the expense of advertising this on a billboard?"


Well I actually found out the secret! I'm so relieved... it all makes perfect sense now! But if you want to know why they spent all this money putting up billboards, you will have to go to jimbridger24.com, and check it out just like I did (that's some incredible billboard advertising, by the way. I'm not sure if I have EVER gone to a web URL that I saw on a billboard before).


I was pretty content with my running all the way until I got to Springville. By that time the rain had soaked through all my clothes and I was getting cold. I was developing a massive cramp in my left calf and spirits were low overall. I wasn't thirsty, however, because on the car trip down we had made a stop just outside of Springville and left a full water bottle at the side of the road. I was pretty happy when I found it and got a little hydration. And for the record, I actually carried it into town where I deposited it into a trash can outside a Burger King. +5 environment points for me.


As for the cold, I found a electric hand dryer in the Taco Bell bathroom and spent a few minutes in there, running it over and over again to warm up my hands.


The last item of interest came as I ran into Provo. While I was stopped at a traffic light I saw a "Scooter Gang" cruise on by. Think "Motorcycle Gang" except everybody was riding those electric road scooters that got popular when gas prices got high. There were at least 7 scooters that went by, leaving me thinking that the only way it could have been more nerdy is if they were all driving Segways (I actually ran by an official Segway distributor in Spanish Fork so even that wouldn't have been too shocking).


By the time I got home I was starving. My whole run, I was getting energy from two bean burritos that I dropped down the hatch before I left. Needless to say, I went straight for the whole wheat roll and the Jolly Ranchers when I walked in the door. And a Blue Raspberry Jolly Rancher really tastes good after a 20 mile run.


PS: Did you take the bait? If you went to jimbridger24.com, then congratulations! ...you are a naturally curious person. If not, then I'm sorry... you live in a world of apathy and ignorance. There's nothing I can do for you. ;)

Day 42: Odd

Date: April 22nd 2011, 9pm
Distance: 5 miles
Weather: Mild

This run was odd for many reasons:
  • I saw a dance party in the parking lot of Fat Cats. They were playing some sort of Hip-Hop Techno rave music that you could hear a couple of blocks away. I admit, I was tempted to join the party.
  • A ran by a bum with a cardboard sign standing near an intersection. As I waited at the light, I saw what looked like a 3/4 full Nacho platter in one of those carry away plastic disposable containers sitting on the electric box near by the "walk" sign. There was still a lot of delicious looking mexican food that had been left there (it looked like it was from one of these high end Mexican places like Costa Vida or Cafe Rio). As I passed this spot on the run back, the bum was gone... and so was the food.
  • They lit up the Y for graduation. I didn't even notice until I was on my way back and facing the mountains.
Otherwise, I'm just 5 miles closer to the big race.

Day 41: The Unlucky Bird

Date: April 20th 2011, 10am
Distance: 8.2 miles
Weather: Overcast

The weather was great so I took the opportunity to do a morning run. I ran this route counter-clockwise, taking the hill up to Orem first.


The first half was pretty chill... just cruising along listening to the I-pod. Things got interesting once I got into Orem. The problem with running on busy Orem streets is that there's always the issue with drivers wanting to turn into the parking lot as you run by. Today, I had a scare by two separate drivers who were talking on their cell phones. They usually don't see me, start to turn in, and then stop once they are at the mouth of the entrance, often just sitting in somebody else's lane. C'mon folks.

Once I got into the neigborhoods I had an funny experience. While I was running by a house, I scared a pigeon out of a bush in somebody's yard. The bird flew out into the street, where it ran into the front corner of a passing white sedan. The bird deflected off of the car, recovered in mid flight, and flew back into the yard and over the fence. I couldn't help but laugh. The funny this is, this has happened to me before. Once, Jeff and I were riding bikes to URM (that bulk foods store in Greenacres) when we scared a bird out of a bush. That time, however, the bird flew into traffic cruising at 35-40 MPH. Needless to say, it failed to recover with the same grace that my pigeon friend did today.

I finished up the run with a sprint up the final hill approaching my apartment. I guess we'll just have to see if I have that kind of energy left as I approach the finish line on race day.

Day 40: To Grandmother's House we Go

Date: April 16th 2011
Distance: 13 miles
Weather: Sunburn Weather

To prepare for the run, I loaded up a good, long, podcast (this time it was the Entrepreneurial Thought Leader Series at Stanford--high quality stuff). The plan was to run up to Holly's grandma's house in North Orem, giving me a place to stop and rest at the halfway point.

The first half of the run went quickly. I hadn't been out for more that 10 minutes before I realized that running in long sleeves was a mistake. The sun was high in the sky, and I was sweating like a nervous pig in a sauna. Holly's Grandma wasn't expecting me, so I'll bet it was quite the surprise when I showed up.

Regardless, she was very hospitable, offering me water or a variety of other beverages. I went with the Root Beer. It was delicious at the time, as we sat and chatted, but once I left and was back on the road I regretted not going for the water. I had a bad case of the "sticky mouth" that lasted the second half of the run.

Fortunately, it wasn't so bad that I couldn't laugh at the guy I saw tanning in the parking lot of Gold's Gym. Priceless.

When I got home I was so parched that my mouth felt like a desert (complete with cacti) and I made short work of the remaining Gatorade that Mom got for me. Thanks Mom!

Day 39: Goose Egg (part 2)

Date: April 14th 2011
Distance: 0 miles
Weather: Indoors




Did I mention in the last post that the muse music website obstructed two runs in a row? Yeah, well it did. I know... lame, right?

I guess the best I can do is show you the route of me walking from my computer to the fridge. I had to get up to get some late night pizza on Thursday, but that's the closest thing I did to any serious exercise. I am ashamed.

Day 38: Goose Egg (part 1)

Date: April 12th 2011
Distance: 0 miles
Weather: Indoors

The big 0 miles. Yeah, I failed to do my run. Here's the story. My buddy Justin closed the deal and bought a Muse Music Cafe, a performers venue and cafe located near downtown Provo. It's really exciting stuff. Anyways, I've been spending the whole week working my can off, designing a website for him. I was custom building a Wordpress template from scratch, so needless to say, it took longer than expected. He had an article coming out in the Thursday paper with the web URL in it, so it was a hard and fast deadline. But I'm confident in saying that the all-nighters appear to have paid off--it looks awesome. Check it out at musemusiccafe.com.

In the mean time, I'll be here, trying to get my biological clock back on schedule.

Day 37: The Church Tour

Date: April 11th 2011, 4:45 pm
Distance: 18.4 miles
Weather:

I moved this long run to Monday because I felt bad on Saturday. And it was a legitimate, foggy headed, pour-Robitusson-on-my-cereal type of bad, folks. I was out for 3 days. And even though I was back to 85% when I left for my run, it was still pretty hard to get out the door.


I've been planning this run for a while. You see, I am always surprised by how many LDS churches I pass as I go on my runs. It's almost ridiculous. So I decided that I would see how many churches I could pass in a single run. This route was calculated to pass as many churches as possible. The complicated route mandated that I bring a map along with me.



During my run, I saw:

40 LDS Chapels
4 Churches of other denominations
3 LDS Seminary and Intsitute Buildings
1 LDS Temple

That's one LDS church building every 0.46 miles. And that isn't counting the hundreds of LDS wards that meet in random buildings all over BYU and UVU campuses. In my opinion, if you live around here you should be walking to church.

I also ran with my camera and took pictures. Feast your eyes:



Running by churches took me off of the main roads and put me into the neighborhoods which was really an interesting experience. It felt like I was running through "America". Broken toys, barbecue grills, kids on skateboards and Razor scooters, Christmas lights, broken down cars, and signs declaring that the house was armed with an APX or ADT alarm system. I'm convinced you can learn a lot about a neighborhood by running through it.

Here are some more interesting things I saw along the way.

Deer

This Apartment complex filled their swimming pool with gravel and stuck a swingset on top of it.

Apple in the gutter

Funny Bumper Sticker (and yours truly)

Day 36: It Gets Ugly

Date: April 8th 2011, 4:45 pm
Distance: 6.2 miles
Weather: Falling Snow

First, the weather got ugly. It's like 33 degrees outside, with heavy snowfall that is just making everything wet. I'm cold because I went out under-dressed (my long sleeve shirt is in the laundry). I figured that this run would be short enough that all I have to do is go fast. Plus, I'm not going that far from home, right?

It wasn't 5 minutes before I started experiencing a lot of discomfort. My socks got wet and a portion of loose wet sock in the toe of my shoe got lodged between my second and third toes on my left foot. Then my bowels seized up, making it hard to run. I took a wrong turn because I ran out the door without double checking my route. This extended my run by over a mile. Add this to feeling cold and my souring attitude and you get one ugly run.

I went slow. Time dragged on. I did have one redeeming experience though. As I was nearly home and running past the MTC, three missionaries called out to me:

"Excuse me, are you a member of The Church?"

"Uh, yeah. Do you have something you wanted to share with me?" (I've been in the MTC before, so I knew the drill)

"Um... Uh, we just wanted to come and contact you. Um, so... yeah. We gotta get 20 contacts by the end of the day, and we only have 3 so far."

Another Elder spoke up.

"Oh, and we're supposed to show you this picture of Jesus and John the Baptist but we don't have it with us. Do you know what picture I'm talking about?"

"I think so."

"Yeah, that one."

Good times. I think I caught them off guard or something... plus I'll bet they were really fresh. Either way, it's better for them to have this awkward conversation with me now than with a big Swedish man in a couple of months. It made me smile.

Day 35: Call off the Dogs

Date: April 6th 2011, 6:00 pm
Distance: 6.7 miles
Weather: Excellent

With the fam in town for Spring Break, I got to go on a run with both Jeff and Steven. With 6.5 miles on the schedule, we headed north towards the Provo City Cemetery.


Everything started well. As we got on Timpview, I briefly mentioned to Steven that this was the road I was running on last time I was chased by a dog. Just a couple blocks later, another dog came out and started running behind us. It was kind of funny... except for the fact that it didn't stop. After a couple of blocks, I suggested that we split up and see who the dog chases (a nice way of determining who has the most interesting odor). We didn't do it though and the dog continued to chase us as we ran by Timpview High School.

It reminded me of that scene in "The Sandlot" where the dog was chasing Benny Rodriguez through the neighborhood, the theater, the memorial day celebration, and other places. Of, course this dog was a lot smaller than the one in the Sandlot (After some research, I discovered that "Hercules" from the Sandlot, was an English Mastiff, a breed that holds the world record weight for a dog--343 lbs).

The dog followed us for 3/4 of a mile before finally stopping to stiff something on the corner of 3950 N. We were pretty glad when that happened.

The hill up to the cemetery was pretty tough but the view from the top was good. They've got an American flag flying from a huge pole on the top of the hill and it makes a pretty good sight. We saw a dog running around up there too but this one ran away when it saw us. Thank goodness.

The whole trip back, we were hoping that we wouldn't run into that dang dog again. It seemed like there were a lot more dogs than usual out--most of them behind fences or going on walks with their owners. One poor girl was going on a run with her dog and she tripped and fell pretty good. Ouch.

Just before Timpview ends, near the end of the run, I always see this yard that looks like one of those fields of grapes from SimFarm. I know, that game was kind of a bust... but I spent some quality time playing it and learning about crop storage and the delicate balance of supply and demand. Anyways, I pulled up a google image of the grape fields for your viewing pleasure.

Ok, well It looks a little more similar from the ground.

Day 34: The Wet One: Part 2

Date: April 2nd 2011, 8:30 pm
Distance: 11.6 miles
Weather: Rain

Michael came down to see General Conference so he decided to join me on my run.  We left right after Priesthood session (instead of sprinting out the door during the closing song and fighting people for parking spots in front of Fuddruckers. I prefer to pass on that experience).

The weather was menacing and sure enough, it started raining. It was then that I noticed: every time that Michael goes running with me, it rains (as evidenced in "The Wet One: Part 1"). In fact, because of this trend, I'm predicting rain for the day of the marathon. I suppose that all this running in the rain will be good training.

We got on University Ave and just kept running South (only digressing briefly to run a lap around the South Town Mall). Michael proved, once again, that running over a bridge produces in one an undeniable desire to hawk a loogie (the spellchecker in Blogger is trying to tell me that "loogie" is not a word. I know better).

Pretty soon, we found ourselves sprinting across the freeway on-ramp because there were no crosswalks or sidewalks. I always get a special feeling when I run by a "no pedestrians" sign. Somewhere along the southern leg of our run, Michael picked up a hubcap on the side of the road. He decided to carry it along until he found a good place to deposit it. That place came up about 2/3 of a mile down the road when we crossed over some train tracks. There was a derelict train stopped on the tracks underneath us. A well aimed throw landed the hubcap in the back of a open-topped railroad car. That would have earned him like 500 points in a video game (the paperboy memories are flooding back again).

Several more miles of uphill and we were back home again. The rain had slowed quite a bit by then. Oh, and special props to Mike for buying me ice cream when his date bailed on him. It sure hit the spot.

Day 33: Paperboy

Date: March 31st 2011, 6:00 pm
Distance: 5.6 miles
Weather: Balmy

My run was broken up into two portions: Running south to the Tanner building (and staying for a club meeting) and running the rest of the route. Too bad I can't do that during the real race.

The weather was blissful. The traffic was quiet for most of my route (Canyon Rd. quiets down as you keep going north). I found myself running in residential-land except for the occasional strip mall.

Now that I think of it, it kind of looked like Newcastle (uh, South Africa folks. By the way, there are no fewer than 45 Newcastles in the world, including one in Washington, Texas, Colorado, and Utah. Who knew?).

Anyways, about halfway through the run a big grey dog jumped out from behind a bush and scared the bejezes out of me. It proceeded to bark and growl at me as I ran for my life. As it continued to chase me, I started to feel this sense of deja vu. Then I realized that this had happened to me many a time on Paperboy. That dog was the single most fearful obstacle in the game. Every time I played, as soon as I saw that dog, I knew I was hosed. Fortunately, this time the dog gave up pursuit after a few short seconds and I left it in the dust.

The rest was easy... another run down. And as far as I'm concerned, any run where I don't wind up as a chew toy for Beethoven is a success.

Day 32: Stuff You Should Know

Date: March 30th 2011, 9:00 pm
Distance: 6.3 miles
Weather: I never really noticed it so it must have not been that extreme.

On today's run I decided to do something different. I decided to run while listening to Podcasts. I queued up a couple episodes of "Stuff You Should Know" and hit the streets.

"Stuff You Should Know" is a podcast done by howstufffworks.com. The site is garbage (it has become infested by a swarm of ads) but the podcast is hilarious. Each episode is loosly based on an article from howstuffworks.com and the hosts really make it good. I started my run by listening to "How Does Gross National Happiness Work" followed by "How do dogs perceive time?" By the time the second podcast was over, I was home again.

Wow.

Conclusion: Time flies when you are running while listening to podcasts. I was almost unconcious of the fact that I was running. The funny thing is, these podcasts weren't even the cream of the crop (Check out "How Twinkies Work" or "How Muppets Work" for some promising ones). I have a feeling that I'm going to be doing this again in the near future.

Day 31: Utah Lake

Date: March 26th 2011, 8:30 am
Distance: 17 miles
Weather: A smatter of snow on the ground

My plan was to take the Provo River Trail down to Utah Lake and back. Simple enough. Unfortunately, after about a mile I missed the turn getting on to the river. I was running though neighborhoods, quite lost, until I saw the Carriage Cove apartments and remembered that the trail goes right behind them. Once I was back on track, running next to the river was nice. There were ducks all over the place.


The trail was still closed at I-15. This time I read the signs though, and they said that it would not be open again until summer 2012. WTH?!? (what the heck). The detours weren't the most clearly marked, and you can tell from the map that I got a little creative.

As I was getting closer to the lake, I picked up a skipping stone. Whenever I saw a better one, I dropped the one I had and grabbed it. This went on and on until I got to the lake. I ran out to the end of the dock and flung the rock. 3 skips, and the last one was weak. I know... kinda anti-climactic, but what can you do.

As usual, all the water fountains were turned off. At least the mosquitoes weren't there. Jeff can testify when I say I have never seen so many mosquitoes as I saw in that spot when we volunteered to assist at the Utah Valley Marathon.

A few other notable item:
  • A man walked past me on the trail who was the spitting image of Popeye the sailor man. No joke... he even had the black tobacco pipe. And don't just assume that I think any schmoe walking around with a tobacco pipe looks like Popeye. The chin, the mouth, the scowl... it was all there.
  • Call me cheesy but I decided to make it a game to smile at everyone I run past. The rule was that I had to smile bigger than they did. There were a lot of runners on the trail and honestly, for the most part, it wasn't that hard. However, there was a really happy man near the end that gave me a run for my money. I already had 16 miles on me and smiling wasn't coming that naturally by that time.
  • There was a bunch of spray paint graffiti along the trail. One thing I saw over and over again were the words "Wampus Cat" with the anarchy symbol replacing the "A" in cat. Gotta hand it to them for their creativity. 
  • I saw another uneaten banana in the road. I know you think I'm making this up since I saw one last week. Remembering mom's advice, I chose not to eat this one either. Plus it was pretty filthy... just chillin in a mud puddle. No thanks.

Day 30: Bittersweet 16

Date: March 24nd 2011, 10:30 pm
Distance: 3.9 miles
Weather: Chilly

I ran with a heavy heart today, just having watched BYU drop out of the NCAA tournament after losing in overtime to Florida State. It's a bittersweet day. Sweet, having made it into the Sweet 16. Bitter because... well, you know. In memory of the cougs, this post will point out both the bitter and sweet aspects of today's run.

Bitter

  • Starting way too late
  • A car drove up behind me and honked. It scared the bejeezes out of me.
  • I ran past a guy walking down the dark street in a full suit and tie. It was 11 at night, he was limping, and he looked a little disheveled. I think he was a zombie.

Sweet

  • Running the trash out to the dumpster makes me feel like a good husband.
  • Short runs are nice
  • Running downhill makes me feel fast

I guess I'll be putting away my 7 foot cardboard cutout of Jimmer Fredette. Oh well... I'll be pulling it out again when he gets drafted by the Suns.

Day 29: The Blustery Day

Date: March 22nd 2011, 4:00 pm
Distance: 5.8 miles
Weather: Kite Flying Weather

The sun was shining so I left the gloves and hat at home. Heck it's almost April. Hallelujah. Unfortunately, as soon as I headed North, I found myself running directly into a strong headwind. How strong? You remember that scene from Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day when Piglet begins to blow to away so Pooh grabs his scarf, only to have it unravel to a long thread until piglet is flying like a kite? It was kind of like that. Pretty soon my ears and fists were quite cold. I took comfort in the fact that I would turn around at my halfway point (Will's Pit Stop) and not have to deal with it again.

And I did. It was at about this time when I saw something awesome. Stopped in the turn lane was a guy in a pickup truck with the windows down and two dogs in the back. It felt like Afton, but this isn't the best part. He is also blasting the stereo, which is playing a rippin saxophone solo. No Lonestar. No AM radio. Just Sax. It was a "one of these things is not like the other thing" moment.

In closing, today was the first time this year I saw somebody running without a shirt on. It would have been too cold for me but I still think it is a sign for warmer days to come. This is just as good as the groundhog not seeing his shadow.

Day 28: 15 miles

Date: March 19th 2011, 8:15 am
Distance: 15 miles (never would have guessed that, huh?)
Weather: Grrrrrreat!

It was a long run... deep South into unfamiliar territory, and back again. Most of the run was on the same road, so I just had to keep me head up and keep moving forward. However, there was plenty to keep me interested. Following are the top 5 sights from today's run.
  1. The Banana - about 2/3 of the way to Springville I ran by a banana on the shoulder of the road. It was a full banana... not just the peel. Remarkably, it was in really good condition... not withered or bruised or anything. It had probably been there for no more than a day. Maybe 500 meters further down the road, I saw another one, only this time it was just the peel. On the way back, I'll admit, I was feeling a little burned out and I entertained the thought of eating the first one. But Momma always used to say: "If you are ever going for a run and you see a banana lying in the road, don't eat it." So I didn't.
  1. The Memorial Bench - There's a bench at a bus stop in Springville that is made out of marble and looks just like a headstone in a graveyard. Engraved into the sitting surface are the words "In Memory of _____ _____" and it has the dates the person lived and everything. So, its like sitting on this guy's headstone as you wait for the bus. This makes me wonder... is this person buried right here at the bus stop? Is the bus stop haunted? Is it just a memorial? Either way, something just felt disrespectful about taking a seat, so I decided to move on.
  1. Topsoil For Sale - I swear, I saw five or six signs and billboards advertising topsoil for sale. I don't know why, but I found this quite amusing.
  1. Motorcycle Statue - In downtown Springville there is a sweet statue of a Harley Davidson Motorcycle. It looks like a bullet or speed record bike or something. Check out the picture: 
  1. Spanish Fork Windmills - You can't see these windmills from inside Springfield but you get a good glimpse of them as you are approaching. When you have them all spinning like they were today, it's just a cool sight.
It is also nice running in Springfield for once. I've spent a lot of time running in Orem and Provo, so being in a new city brings about a nice change of atmosphere.